POOPIES

The Definitive Collection!

GHOST POOPIE

The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE

The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there's nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE

The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE

This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize you have to poopie some more.

POP-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE

The kind where you strain so much to get it out you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE

The kind of poopie that's so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSEY POOPIE

It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER POOPIE

The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POOPIE

(self-explanatory)

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE

The kind where you want to poopie, but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE

That's where it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (a.k.a.: the Power Dump)

The kind that comes out of your butt so fast your butt-cheeks get splashed with water.

LIQUID POOPIE

The kind where yellow-brownish liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

MEXICAN POOPIE

It smells so bad your nose burns.

UPPER-CLASS POOPIE

The kind of poopie that doesn't smell.

THE SUPRISE POOPIE

You're not even a the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but OOPS! - a poopie!!!

THE DANGLING POOPIE

This poopie refuses to drop into the toilet, even though you know you're done poopie-ing it. You pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

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